Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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