I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
North Korea, Best Korea!
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Holy shit dude........stairs
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Randomize
