I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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