I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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