Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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