Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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