I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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