How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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