how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Randomize
