she looked like the bat from fern gully.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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