i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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