Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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