You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
where are my eyebrows?
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