Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
they need to just BURY HIM!
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
