Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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