You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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