we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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