Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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