this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
When are your genitals available?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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