One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I have demons in me.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
my vag is so smooth its legendary
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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