Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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