To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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