even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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