I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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