Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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