goodnight i made you a song goodbye
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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