You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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