I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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