we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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