he wants to bone in the snuggie
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
