your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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