Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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