he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize