Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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