on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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