can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
