I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Randomize
