Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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