Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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