I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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