I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
