I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You're like the curious george of whores
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
