Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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