She's JV to your varsity
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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