"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
handjob tips. give me some.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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