sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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