look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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