I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Less talking, more tequila
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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