So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
she smelled like a LAN party
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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