I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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