she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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