will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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