if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Found your dick twin last night
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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