my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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