U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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