This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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