Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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