but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
she peed on how many people?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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